Thursday, September 20, 2012

The WORST Movie Lines...

I have a lot of responsibilities and chores to get through, during my day but C.J. and I still sit and watch a lot of movies. After all, movies are my life.
So as I've been watching them, I always listen very intently to the lines and some just hand me a quick shank to the ribs, they are so horrible!
Here are just a few that I would LOVE to just rip out of the movie:


“Anakin, you’re breaking my heart.” – Padmé Amidala, Star Wars III – Revenge of the Sith
To be honest, I am not a fan of Hayden Christianson by any means, so all of his lines in all 3 Star Wars films really bothered me. It's like the producers and screenwriters were in such a hurry to make these films they didn't bother to put much thought into the words of the script. But this line especially towards the end of the movie was just so annoying. Every time I hear it I yell at Natalie Portman to "Shut up!"
 
“Nobody puts Baby in a corner.” Johnny Castle, Dirty Dancing
Come on Johnny Castle...You're better than this.
This line was also fought to be removed by the late Patrick Swayze. He despised saying it just as much as I hate hearing it.


“Yea, well I’m taller.” – Jack Traven, Speed
Really? You cut off someones head by pushing it towards a subway light as it's passing and that's all you can say??


“No offense or anything, I mean,I know everyone digs you're sister. But, um...She’s without.”- Patrick Verona, 10 Things I Hate About You
 
I absolutely adored Heath Ledger, he was probably the only celebrity I've actually cried for after hearing the news of his demise. May he Rest in Peace.
But....what? Was his line cut off?


"Lawrence of my labia!” - Samantha Jones, Sex and the City 2
Everyone knows how much of a Sex and the City fan I am and I've come to expect vulgar and trashy talk from Kim Cattrall's character but honestly this was totally unnecessary. Most lines I find humorous and can even muster out a chuckle but all I did was roll my eyes when this one was blurted out.
 
“You know what happens when a toad gets struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.” - Storm, X-Men
Was that supposed to be a trick question?? Maybe they were trying to sound threatening, but it just makes her sound stupid.


“You complete me.” - Jerry Maguire, Jerry Maguire
Ugh...GAG!



"There will be no more signing today, or ever, again!" - Mr. Walsh, The Goonies

I love this movie! Complete classic! I can recite every line and usually do when I watch it.
Except this one, I hate this one...
We just had to put the cheesy, corny, useless line at the end of the film didn't we?
 

"Come to save little Miss Muffet have you?" - Chase Colllins, The Covenant

Now it's bad enough I sat through this movie in it's entirety (believe me, the only good thing about it was the hot guys) but seriously people, what were you thinking?
Okay so for those who haven't seen it, this movie is about 5 guys who are witches. Four are good friends, since they grew up together and the 5th is the "evil new-comer" who wants to rule all. So, he places a spell - a spell with spiders - on one of the guys' girlfriends and as the boyfriend is on the way to defend her honor, this is the first line that the Wicked Witch of the West has to say....
It sounds even stupider as I type it...


Any other horribly annoying movie lines anyone has to offer???